Bumper stickers and plate covers
These have caught my eye:
"If your gonna ride my ass, you may as well be pulling my hair"
"EMT: 911 makes me come" ummmmm....ew
"Turn signals! Not just for out of staters anymore."
"One nation, Under Bush, divided"
"Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot"
my fave I want as a t-shirt:
COEXIST
what is too long for a bumper sticker? A generation to solve poverty but only 8 years to dissolve government and the middle class.
This is what comes from spending hours a day driving in concentric circles with complete morons.
San Joseans.... learn to merge!!!! Los Angeleans can do it... so.can.you.
Hang up and drive. Please dont' text and drive.. thought I'm guilty of long signal texting. I mean, c'mon I can feel myself getting older at these lights.
Ladies.. when someone puts on their turn signal, it is NOT a sign to gun your engine and pull into their blind spot just so they won't get in front of you.
Camrys, corrollas, priuses, Siennas... basically if you drive a toyota... please enter a freeway at the rate of traffic. I swear to my grandpa the next time I am behind you getting onto 280 or 17 at rush hour and you are puttering along at 40... I just may honk at you, er, no.. that might WAKE YOU UP. I will definitely salute you with my best out of sight of the kids. Oh, and also... blind spots are not where you want to hang.
Any american made "muscle car" that is truly a serious piece of crap (pontiacs, MUSTANGS, camaros, Neons, Magnums). I get that the vibration your car may put off as you speed along may well give you some jollies you may not otherwise get... but... riding up my ass, then swerving around me and cutting me off is just... well.. juvenile and impudent. Much as I imagine you must be.
American made minivans. You make "us" minivan drivers look bad. You are the reason why people assume I am a road boulder even if I'm booking at 70 in lane 2.
Blah blah blah SUVs.... blah blah blah... need I say more?
Contractor trucks. Before 9am you gun it, run it, swerve it... but during the day you loiter, you lollygag... you. are. slowwwwww... but the second five o'clock rolls around, you're back to gunning it, running it, riding it. hmmm. What's that about?
SO to get through the *ugh* that is driving a lot... I look at bumper stickers and plate covers.
I really don't care whose purebread whatever is smarter than so and sos honor student.
I don't care that your W.T. or ghetto kid could beat up my honor student.
Bless you for supporting our troops, but blech!
I could give less than a crap if your kid is an honor student.
Who doesn't have a baby in their car these days?!?!
Yeah, who doesn't spoil their grandkids....or rather... who doesn't *think* they spoil their grandkids.
well... the stickers and plates do pass the time.